Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Dad Hat – Vintage Humor Garden Cap

White / One size

$29.95 USD

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Dad Hat – Vintage Humor Garden Cap

$29.95 USD

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Color: White

SizeOne size

Printed to order • 30 day guarantee • Free shipping $75+

You’re going to want to live in this.

Dark humor meets vintage charm in this unforgettable dad hat featuring a 1950s magazine-style illustration of a woman kneeling in the garden with a hand spade, hard at work among the flowers. Above the artwork, the word "Gardening" arches gracefully over the scene, while the phrase is completed beneath with the tongue-in-cheek punchline, "because murder is wrong." The retro-inspired illustration captures the polished, wholesome aesthetic of mid-century magazines and advertisements, making the unexpected humor even more delightful.

Perfect for gardeners with a mischievous sense of humor, this hat celebrates the therapeutic benefits of digging, planting, and weeding in a way that fellow garden enthusiasts instantly understand. Whether you're spending the day in the flower beds, browsing the garden center, attending a plant sale, or simply looking for a conversation-starting accessory, this design delivers laughs while showcasing your passion for gardening. The combination of vintage artwork and clever humor creates a timeless look that appeals to gardeners who appreciate wit as much as they appreciate flowers. Comfortable, memorable, and guaranteed to earn knowing smiles, it's a must-have for anyone who considers gardening their preferred form of stress management.

Our nature-inspired tees are made for dirt-under-the-fingernails days, slow mornings in the garden, and everything in between. With a little care, your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready to bloom season after season.

Washing

Turn inside out before washing to protect the artwork
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Use mild detergent (your tee prefers gentle care)

Drying

Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
Avoid high heat—it’s tough on fabric and prints

Ironing

If needed, iron inside out on low heat
Never iron directly on the design

Extra Tip

Skip bleach and fabric softeners—they’re not garden-friendly 🌼

Treat your tee kindly, and it’ll stay as fresh as a morning in the garden.

Made-to-order with care; ships in 3–5 business days
U.S. shipping only
Free shipping on orders $75+
Delivery typically within 7 business days after shipping
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Technical Specifications

Detailed information for the ValuCap VC300A shirt.

Size Guide

Comfortable Adjustable Fit: Designed with an adjustable closure that makes it easy to find the perfect fit for most head sizes.

Frequently Asked Questions

What brand of hat is used for this design?

This design is embroidered on the Valucap VC300A Dad Hat, a popular unstructured cap known for its comfortable, broken-in feel and timeless style. Made from 100% bio-washed cotton chino twill, it features a soft crown, pre-curved visor, and adjustable tri-glide buckle closure for a customizable fit. The relaxed, low-profile design gives it the classic dad hat look that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits, making it a favorite for gardeners, plant lovers, and anyone who appreciates comfortable everyday wear.

What is a dad hat, and how is it different from other baseball caps?

A dad hat is a casual, low-profile cap known for its relaxed, unstructured fit and comfortable feel. Unlike many traditional baseball caps that have a stiff, structured front panel, dad hats feature a softer crown that naturally conforms to your head over time. They also typically include a curved brim and adjustable back closure for a laid-back, everyday look. The Valucap VC300A embraces this classic dad hat style with its bio-washed cotton fabric, relaxed construction, and comfortable fit. The result is a hat that feels broken-in from the start and pairs easily with everything from gardening clothes to everyday casual wear.

How does this dad hat fit?

The Valucap VC300A features a relaxed, low-profile fit that sits comfortably on the head without feeling stiff or bulky. Unlike structured caps that hold a rigid shape, this dad hat has a soft, unstructured crown that creates the classic casual look people love. An adjustable back closure allows you to customize the fit, making it comfortable for most adult head sizes. Whether you're working in the garden, running errands, or enjoying time outdoors, this hat is designed for easy, everyday wear.

Is this dad hat adjustable?

Yes! The Valucap VC300A features an adjustable tri-glide brass buckle closure on the back, allowing you to customize the fit for all-day comfort. This adjustable design helps the hat fit most adult head sizes while providing a secure, personalized feel. Whether you prefer a slightly looser fit or a more snug feel, it's easy to make quick adjustments to suit your preference.

Is this dad hat comfortable for everyday wear?

Absolutely. The Valucap VC300A is designed with everyday comfort in mind. Made from soft, bio-washed cotton chino twill, it has a lightweight feel and a relaxed, unstructured fit that doesn't feel stiff or restrictive. The low-profile design sits comfortably on the head, while the adjustable back closure allows you to fine-tune the fit to your liking. Whether you're spending the day in the garden, heading to the farmers market, running errands, or enjoying time outdoors, this dad hat is built for comfortable, all-day wear. Its classic style and broken-in feel make it an easy choice you'll reach for again and again.