Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee

Ivory / S
$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD
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  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
  • Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Long Sleeve Tee

$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD
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Color: Ivory
Size: S

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Description

This tongue-in-cheek long sleeve tee puts a vintage spin on gardening humor with a 1950s magazine-style illustration of a woman in denim overalls kneeling in the garden with a hand trowel. Above her, the word “Gardening” curves in a classic retro display, while the phrase below completes the cheeky message: “because murder is wrong.” The artwork evokes the nostalgic look of mid-century advertising and vintage magazine illustrations, with a playful combination of wholesome gardening imagery and mischievous humor. Perfect for gardeners with a dry sense of humor, this tee is made for digging in the dirt, pulling weeds, planting flowers, visiting garden centers, farmers markets, or simply relaxing after a day in the garden. It also makes a hilarious gift for the gardener who has strong feelings about weeds, pests, and garden chores. Celebrate your love of gardening—and your questionable patience—with a retro-inspired tee that lets your sense of humor do the talking.
Care Instructions

Our nature-inspired tees are made for dirt-under-the-fingernails days, slow mornings in the garden, and everything in between. With a little care, your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready to bloom season after season.

Washing

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the artwork
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Use mild detergent (your tee prefers gentle care)

Drying

  • Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
  • Avoid high heat—it’s tough on fabric and prints

Ironing

  • If needed, iron inside out on low heat
  • Never iron directly on the design

Extra Tip

  • Skip bleach and fabric softeners—they’re not garden-friendly 🌼

Treat your tee kindly, and it’ll stay as fresh as a morning in the garden.
Shipping
  • Made-to-order with care; ships in 3–5 business days
  • U.S. shipping only
  • Free shipping on orders $75+
  • Delivery typically within 7 business days after shipping
  • Tracking sent by email once your order ships
  • Questions? customerservice@beeinbloom.shop

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Technical Specifications

Detailed information for the Comfort Colors © 6014 shirt.

Size Guide

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
S18.25"26.6"
M20.25"28"
L22"29.4"
XL24"30.75"
2XL26"31.6"
3XL27.75"32.5"
4XL29.75"33.5"
5XL31.75"34.5"

How to Find Your Perfect Fit

To ensure the best fit, grab your favorite t-shirt and lay it flat on a hard surface. Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem. Compare these dimensions to the chart above to choose your ideal size.

Note on Measurement Variances: Due to the unique garment-dyeing process of the Comfort Colors 6014, please allow for a manufacturing tolerance of +/- 1 inch. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a favorite shirt you already own and comparing it to the dimensions above.

Frequently Asked Questions

What brand of shirt is used for this design?

We use the Comfort Colors © 6014 as our base garment. Known for its "lived-in" feel, this premium 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton shirt is garment-dyed, giving it a soft, vintage look and a relaxed fit that feels like a favorite shirt from the very first wear.

How does this shirt fit?

The Comfort Colors © 6014 features a relaxed, boxy fit. Because it is a "garment-dyed" shirt, it has already been through a high-heat wash process, meaning it is virtually shrink-free. If you prefer a modern, slightly oversized streetwear look, we recommend ordering your standard size.

How does the fabric feel?

The Comfort Colors © 6014 is a heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz per sq yd) made from 100% ring-spun cotton. It is thicker and more durable than standard retail tees, offering a structured silhouette that doesn't feel flimsy, while remaining breathable for all-day comfort.

What is "Garment Dyeing" and why does it matter?

Garment dyeing means the shirt is dyed after it is sewn. This creates a soft, weathered color palette and ensures the shirt will not shrink further. It also prevents the color from bleeding or fading harshly, maintaining its vintage aesthetic over time.

Will the color of this shirt fade after a few washes?

Because this shirt is pigment-dyed, it is designed to maintain its soft, pastel-like hue for the life of the garment. While you may see a very slight "weathering" after dozens of washes, this is a signature feature of the vintage aesthetic and will not result in the patchy fading seen in cheaper shirts.