Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition

Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition

Heather Indigo / S
$24.95 USD
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  • Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition
  • Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition
  • Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition
  • Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition
  • Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition
Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition

Gardening Dark Humor T-Shirt – Hide the Bodies Edition

$24.95 USD
$24.95 USD $24.95 USD
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Color: Heather Indigo
Size: S

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You’re going to want to live in this.

Description

Add a mischievous edge to your garden style with this bold crew neck t-shirt. Featuring a vintage 1940s magazine-style illustration of a woman in overalls tending her garden, this design pairs retro charm with dark humor. The headline “Gardening… because where else would I hide the bodies” delivers a cheeky, unexpected twist that’s sure to turn heads. Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly cool, it’s perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little edgy humor with their blooms. A standout tee that sparks laughs and conversations wherever you go.

Perfect for gardeners with a playful dark side, this tee blends wit, charm, and edgy humor. If you enjoy clever gardening jokes, check out our funny gardening shirts collection for more pun-filled designs, or browse our Top 5 Fan Favorites to see the tees plant lovers keep coming back for.
Care Instructions

Our nature-inspired tees are made for dirt-under-the-fingernails days, slow mornings in the garden, and everything in between. With a little care, your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready to bloom season after season.

Washing

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the artwork
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Use mild detergent (your tee prefers gentle care)

Drying

  • Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
  • Avoid high heat—it’s tough on fabric and prints

Ironing

  • If needed, iron inside out on low heat
  • Never iron directly on the design

Extra Tip

  • Skip bleach and fabric softeners—they’re not garden-friendly 🌼

Treat your tee kindly, and it’ll stay as fresh as a morning in the garden.
Shipping
  • Made-to-order with care; ships in 3–5 business days
  • U.S. shipping only
  • Free shipping on orders $75+
  • Delivery typically within 7 business days after shipping
  • Tracking sent by email once your order ships
  • Questions? customerservice@beeinbloom.shop

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Technical Specifications

Detailed information for the Gildan 64000 shirt.

Size Guide

Size Chest Width (Laid Flat) Body Length
XS16"26.5"
S18"28"
M20"29.25"
L22"30.25"
XL24"31.25"
2XL26"32.5"
3XL28"33.5"
4XL30"34.5"
5XL32"35.5"

How to Find Your Perfect Fit

To ensure the best fit, grab your favorite t-shirt and lay it flat on a hard surface. Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem. Compare these dimensions to the chart above to choose your ideal size.

Frequently Asked Questions

What brand of shirt is used for this design?

This design is printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle t-shirt. It is a favorite for its high-stitch density and "Softstyle" finish, which provides a smooth, soft surface that feels great against the skin while ensuring our prints look vibrant and crisp.

Is this a heavy or lightweight shirt?

The Gildan 64000 Softstyle is a lightweight, modern-fit shirt (4.5 oz per sq yd). It is lighter than a traditional "heavy" cotton tee, making it perfect for layering or warm-weather wear. The ring-spun cotton construction ensures it remains durable despite its soft, lightweight feel.

How does this shirt fit?

The Gildan 64000 Softstyle features a Euro-fit, which is slightly more tailored through the sleeves and chest than a standard boxy t-shirt. It provides a clean, modern silhouette that looks polished without being tight, making it a versatile choice for any wardrobe.

Will this shirt shrink after washing?

The Gildan 64000 Softstyle is made from 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton to minimize shrinkage. While it is designed to hold its shape, we suggest washing in cold water and drying on a low-heat cycle to ensure the length and width remain consistent over many washes.

Is this shirt ethically manufactured?

Yes. Gildan is a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocoland the Fair Labor Association. This ensures that the 64000 model is produced with a focus on environmental sustainability and ethical labor practices, providing you with a garment you can feel good about wearing.