Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee

Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee

Black / S
$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD $39.95 USD
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  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
  • Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee
Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee

Grumpy Old Lady Sometimes I Wet My Plants Long Sleeve Tee

$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD $39.95 USD
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Color: Black
Size: S

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Description

Add a little sass to your gardening humor with this Sometimes I Wet My Plants long sleeve crew neck shirt. 🌱💧 Featuring a cartoon illustration of a grumpy white-haired old lady watering her potted plants with a watering can, paired with the cheeky caption delivering classic garden wordplay, this tee blends humor and attitude perfectly. Soft, breathable fabric and a flattering fit make it ideal for casual wear, greenhouse visits, or backyard gardening. Perfect as a funny gardening shirt for plant lovers, seasoned gardeners, and anyone who enjoys bold puns and playful garden style. 😄

This design is part of our collection of Sometimes I Wet My Plants shirts, where the classic gardening joke appears on several fun illustrations for plant lovers. 
Care Instructions

Our nature-inspired tees are made for dirt-under-the-fingernails days, slow mornings in the garden, and everything in between. With a little care, your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready to bloom season after season.

Washing

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the artwork
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Use mild detergent (your tee prefers gentle care)

Drying

  • Tumble dry low or hang to air dry
  • Avoid high heat—it’s tough on fabric and prints

Ironing

  • If needed, iron inside out on low heat
  • Never iron directly on the design

Extra Tip

  • Skip bleach and fabric softeners—they’re not garden-friendly 🌼

Treat your tee kindly, and it’ll stay as fresh as a morning in the garden.
Shipping
  • Made-to-order with care; ships in 3–5 business days
  • U.S. shipping only
  • Free shipping on orders $75+
  • Delivery typically within 7 business days after shipping
  • Tracking sent by email once your order ships
  • Questions? customerservice@beeinbloom.shop

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Technical Specifications

Detailed information for the Comfort Colors © 6014 shirt.

Size Guide

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length
S18.25"26.6"
M20.25"28"
L22"29.4"
XL24"30.75"
2XL26"31.6"
3XL27.75"32.5"
4XL29.75"33.5"
5XL31.75"34.5"

How to Find Your Perfect Fit

To ensure the best fit, grab your favorite t-shirt and lay it flat on a hard surface. Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem. Compare these dimensions to the chart above to choose your ideal size.

Note on Measurement Variances: Due to the unique garment-dyeing process of the Comfort Colors 6014, please allow for a manufacturing tolerance of +/- 1 inch. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a favorite shirt you already own and comparing it to the dimensions above.

Frequently Asked Questions

What brand of shirt is used for this design?

We use the Comfort Colors © 6014 as our base garment. Known for its "lived-in" feel, this premium 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton shirt is garment-dyed, giving it a soft, vintage look and a relaxed fit that feels like a favorite shirt from the very first wear.

How does this shirt fit?

The Comfort Colors © 6014 features a relaxed, boxy fit. Because it is a "garment-dyed" shirt, it has already been through a high-heat wash process, meaning it is virtually shrink-free. If you prefer a modern, slightly oversized streetwear look, we recommend ordering your standard size.

How does the fabric feel?

The Comfort Colors © 6014 is a heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz per sq yd) made from 100% ring-spun cotton. It is thicker and more durable than standard retail tees, offering a structured silhouette that doesn't feel flimsy, while remaining breathable for all-day comfort.

What is "Garment Dyeing" and why does it matter?

Garment dyeing means the shirt is dyed after it is sewn. This creates a soft, weathered color palette and ensures the shirt will not shrink further. It also prevents the color from bleeding or fading harshly, maintaining its vintage aesthetic over time.

Will the color of this shirt fade after a few washes?

Because this shirt is pigment-dyed, it is designed to maintain its soft, pastel-like hue for the life of the garment. While you may see a very slight "weathering" after dozens of washes, this is a signature feature of the vintage aesthetic and will not result in the patchy fading seen in cheaper shirts.